# Hirsute & Tie ## Pages - [Contact](https://hirsuteandtie.com/contact/) - [FAQ](https://hirsuteandtie.com/faq/) - [Home](https://hirsuteandtie.com/home/) - [My account](https://hirsuteandtie.com/my-account/) - [Checkout](https://hirsuteandtie.com/checkout/) - [Cart](https://hirsuteandtie.com/cart/) - [Shop](https://hirsuteandtie.com/shop/) ## Products - [The Clockwork Dancer Undergarment](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/all-over-print-mens-brief-panties180gsm-cotton/): Gentlemen! Behold the Clockwork Dancer Undergarment, a marvel of the mechanical age. Wrought from the finest breathable cotton and adorned with brass gearwork, mechanical filigree, and jewel-toned sparks of the aether, it is guaranteed to keep perfect time beneath any waistcoat. It requires no winding, but if you find someone to wind you up, we’ll never tell. Suitable for daily wear, idle lounging with a friend, and the sleep of the righteous. Not to be bleached, dry-cleaned, or pressed above 110 degrees on pain of irreversible damage. Fabric:100% Cotton  Regular fit Waist elasticity Fabric Weight:  180g/m² Stitch Color: black or white, […] - [Good Boys Get Treats 3/4 Length Raglan (Trainer Version)](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/good-boys-get-treats-3-4-length-raglan-trainer-version/): This pup wears a leash just for you; it’s up to you to decide where to lead him. He looks like he’s not sure where he’s going, but he knows he’ll have a good time if it’s with you. A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight. • All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton • Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²) • Fine knit jersey • 30 singles • ¾ sleeves […] - [Good Boys Get Treats - 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt (pup version)](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/good-boys-get-treats-3-4-sleeve-raglan-shirt-pup-version/): This pup wears a leash just for you; it’s up to you to decide where to lead him. He looks like he’s not sure where he’s going, but he knows he’ll have a good time if it’s with you. A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight. • All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton • Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²) • Fine knit jersey • 30 singles • ¾ sleeves […] - [The Bathers Club Joggers](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/the-bathers-club-joggers/): Gallery wall for your legs. Our patchwork of bathhouse and beach vignettes wraps every inch of these joggers, soft enough for the couch and sturdy enough for the actual jog — art you can wear whether you’re moving or not. Make your workouts more comfortable with these cotton-feel joggers. They’re soft on the outside, and even softer on the inside, so use them for a jog, or simply for lounging on the couch to binge your favorite show. • 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in the US/Mexico • 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex for manufacturing in Latvia • Fabric […] - [Bear & Tie Stripe Henley](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/bear-tie-stripe-henley/): Loud stripes, quiet mascot. This rainbow Henley pairs a bold vertical stripe pattern with our signature bear-in-a-tie, stitched right over the heart. Three-button placket, relaxed straight fit — dressed up enough for a party, easy enough for everyday This men’s T-shirt is made of cotton polyester fabric, which is soft to the touch and breathable and comfortable. It is very suitable for both casual gatherings and party occasions. The three-button placket adds a touch of classic style to the modern tailoring. Fabric:95% polyester and 5% spandex Regular fit Fit: Straight, relaxed fit Fabric Weight: 180 g/m² Stitch Color: black or white, […] - [Teddy Bear Pride Tank Top](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/teddy-bear-pride-tank-top/): Little moments of bear-couple affection — a shared cup of coffee, a late-night campfire, a boxing-ring hug — scattered like stars across the fabric. Cozy, queer, and quietly romantic, built into a tech tee that keeps up with you. This tank top has everything you could possibly need – vibrant colors, soft material, and a relaxed fit that will make you look fabulous! – Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex – Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex – Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²) – Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² […] - [The Bathers Club — Cotton Shorts](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/the-bathers-club-cotton-shorts/): an all-over patchwork print of impressionist-style vignettes of men in various states of undress and leisure — beach, bath, garden — mimicking a salon-hung gallery wall. One panel/sleeve breaks from the photographic-collage panels into Klimt-esque painted figures. Gentlemen: You’ll want to wear a jockstrap under these, unless you’re going to a very special kind of party. Upgrade your casual look with these Unisex Cotton Shorts. Made from soft, breathable cotton, they deliver all-day comfort while maintaining a relaxed fit. • 95% cotton, 5% elastane • Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²) • Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel • […] - [Teddy Bear Pride Tech Tee](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/teddy-bear-pride-tech-tee/): Little moments of bear-couple affection — a shared cup of coffee, a late-night campfire, a boxing-ring hug — scattered like stars across the fabric. Cozy, queer, and quietly romantic, built into a tech tee that keeps up with you. A t-shirt perfect for all kinds of workouts. Its moisture management is sure to keep athletes dry and comfortable even during the most vigorous of workouts. • 92% polyester, 8% spandex (in the US) • 90% polyester, 10% elastane (in the EU) • Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²), weight may vary by 5% • Very soft four-way stretch sports mesh fabric […] - [Pride Cotton Shorts](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/pride-cotton-shorts/): You’ll be the Pride of Pride in these eye-catching shorts. Upgrade your casual look with these Unisex Cotton Shorts. Made from soft, breathable cotton, they deliver all-day comfort while maintaining a relaxed fit. • 95% cotton, 5% elastane • Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²) • Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel • Unisex fit • Blank product components sourced from Mexico Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any […] - [Two Men, One Breath Hawaiian Shirt](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/two-men-one-breath-hawaiian-shirt/): Front and back tell two halves of one story. On one side, two men sit in lotus back to back — sea-green and deep blue, silhouettes filled with swirling filigree, plumes of light fanning out behind them like wings. Turn around and they’re facing each other, palms pressed together, chakras aligned and a heart of light burning between them. Apart and together, on the same shirt. Printed edge to edge on natural slub cotton that breathes in real heat, with a buttoned chest pocket and side slits at the hem.   Crafted from natural, pure cotton, this garment features a distinctive […] - [Two Men, One Light Long-Sleeve Henley](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/two-men-one-light-long-sleeve-henley/): Neon-blue line art that glows like it’s lit from inside. Two men, kneeling, hands joined in namaste, a starburst heart at the center of the frame and chakra symbols traced across their skin. Long teal sleeves carry the mandala up onto each shoulder, with a line from Hair worked into the design — the Aquarian promise of a mind set free. Equal parts tantric iconography and after-dark energy, for anyone who wants their shirt to say something before they do. This men’s long-sleeve Henley shirt is a perfect staple for any wardrobe. Made from durable polyester fabric, it’s comfortable for all-day […] - [Two Men, One Light short sleeve T-shirt](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/two-men-one-light-short-sleeve-t-shirt/): Neon-blue line art that glows like it’s lit from inside. Two men, kneeling, hands joined in namaste, a starburst heart at the center of the frame and chakra symbols traced across their skin. Mandala borders wrap the sleeves in contrast turquoise. Equal parts tantric iconography and after-dark energy — made for anyone who wants their shirt to say something before they do.   This men’s T-shirt is made of cotton polyester fabric, which is soft to the touch and breathable and comfortable. It is very suitable for both casual gatherings and party occasions. The three-button placket adds a touch of classic […] - [Clockwork Dancer Henley Polo](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/clockwork-dancer-henley-polo/): Part machine, part dancer, and entirely impossible to ignore. This open-collar henley features the same richly detailed clockwork figure — brass gears, antique mechanisms, curling mechanical ornament — set against a dark, cosmic backdrop lit by turquoise, violet, gold, and fiery orange. The relaxed, breathable henley cut trades the full button-front for an easy V-placket, so the artwork reads as a single unbroken canvas down the chest. Bold without being cartoonish: steampunk art you can wear anywhere from a festival to brunch. Ideal for warm weather, this men’s henley polo shirt features a classic, relaxed fit for a flattering silhouette. Breathable […] - [The Bathers Club — All-Over Print Slub Cotton Shirt](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/all-over-print-mens-breathable-shirt140gsm-slub-cotton/): A wearable exhibition. Dozens of painterly vignettes — sun-warmed figures, stolen glances, summer afternoons with very little wardrobe involved — tiled edge to edge like a salon wall hung by someone with excellent taste and a sense of humor. Loose impressionist brushwork keeps it charming rather than crass: from across the room it reads as a rich mosaic of color; up close, it rewards a second look. Made from soft, breathable, skin-friendly cotton with a natural linen texture, this shirt exudes effortless elegance while staying cool and comfortable. The back yoke adds structure and shape, while the back pleats enhance the […] - [Clockwork Dancer Steampunk Shirt](https://hirsuteandtie.com/product/clockwork-dancer-steampunk-shirt-2/): Part machine, part dancer, and entirely impossible to ignore. This richly detailed shirt features an elegant human figure assembled from antique gears, clockwork mechanisms, brass fittings, and curling mechanical ornament. The central figure emerges against a dark, atmospheric background illuminated by jewel-toned flashes of turquoise, violet, gold, and fiery orange. Additional gears, instruments, and mechanical details continue across the sleeves and shoulders, giving the design an immersive, all-over effect. It is bold without being cartoonish: a wearable piece of steampunk art for festivals, parties, conventions, performances, or any occasion that calls for something more interesting than an ordinary shirt.   Nice […] ## Optional - [Agent (MCP protocol)](websites-agents.hostinger.com/hirsuteandtie.com/mcp) [comment]: # (Generated by Hostinger Tools Plugin)